If it was never new, and it never gets old, then it’s a folk song.

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

codingcloud:

*deletes your messages off my phone to symbolically delete you out of my life*

abbyjean:

Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

- Why do you think people that don’t even know you care so much about those things?

- If you have an answer to that, please let me know. I- I don’t know. [x]